May is the month of weddings, but this year I have invitations that arrive until July. I do not know what you think but for me to participate in a marriage is almost always dramatic. I'm not referring to the stress dress / hair / gift, which still gives me a few gray hairs in the days before, the day is in itself that requires patience and strength from zen samurai. marriages of friends are the best that can happen: with a little 'luck you slap the single table and no one is in a position to say anything, but when a marriage is a relative ...
Obviously the family is present, and for those who do not knew my surpasses by far that of "My big fat greek wedding", all the way church-house-restaurant is a great slalom to avoid an aunt moved or lost biscugino you from sticking to recall past marriages (some of which were celebrated before your birth) and make comparisons. At the restaurant you are deprived of any means of escape: while you're there to enjoy your risotto with pears and Taleggio feel a hand that rests on your shoulder and Giasmina great-aunt, standing behind you, recalled her wartime wedding and the menu of cabbage and chicory. Not that great-aunt interrupted a conversation particularly interesting because it is you (and I mean you) his cousin more accommodating you have been used as a wildcard in the arrangement of the tables (9 of 10 people at a table ... add those?).
And here we are at the launch of the bouquet .. You are there, you taste your tuna steak in a crust of pistachios and a cousin says, "Come! There's launch." "Yes, yes, precedimi. Shortly after a witness "Preeesto, there is the launch of the bouquet, but then I hasten "..." Oh, you go in the meantime." And then comes an elderly relative of someone who says the same thing, and then it is a friend of the couple, and then your aunt comes, then comes the bridesmaid and then, in case you had not realized that is about to be launched The bouquet comes your father. But still, I want to understand that I'm not going to get into fights with the witness to take a bunch of flowers used?!
They understand, but hope to have misunderstood the extent to which you do not pitch shaking approaching an old tris trisavora whispers that the fateful question hanging in the air for a while ', but no one had dared to do, "But you, when you get married? "
